The Honest Scrap Award (or, okay I’m game this once)

honest scrapCarole Brown tagged me for an Honest Scrap Award. I like Carole and I learn a lot from her Ecosystem Gardening blog. She promotes my writing often to so I’ll play along this once. In order to accept this award, I have to tell you 10 honest things about me that you wouldn’t know from reading the blog. And I’ve got to tag 7 other bloggers to participate in being honored in this way.

Okay, here it goes.

  1. I was a full-time undergrad student for six and a half years. You read that right. I changed majors a few times – elementary education to communications and ultimately to Bible. Then when I got my BS in Bible (go ahead and snicker – BS, Bible, I know), I decided I wanted to teach high school English. So I had to take a whole slew of undergrad courses and do student teaching.
  2. I could live on cheese, wine and all of the things that accompany them (good bread, fruit, etc) for the rest of my life.
  3. I’m mostly a wine girl and have several favorite local or organic wines that I love, but my favorite beer is neither local nor eco-friendly (as far as I know). It’s Smithwicks from Ireland. If I’m at the bar and it’s on tap, I’m getting it.
  4. I would love to have a podcast with my friend Susan that’s as clever, funny and relevant as More Hip than Hippie except we’d do it about food and wine. Unfortunately, Susan lives too far away for us to attempt it.
  5. My eco-friendliness has led me to accept shopping at Good Will. I found a black wool coat that I’ve gotten a ton of compliments on this year for $6.99 there. In fact, the shirt I’m wearing right now came from Good Will. So are the jeans. All of the clothes are name brands and no one would ever know I bought them second hand if they looked at me. So why not?
  6. There are some websites I wrote for when I first started freelancing that I wish would take my name off of the pieces.
  7. I keep my Facebook account for people I actually know or work closely with online. If you ask to be my friend on Facebook because you like my writing, I’ll be flattered, but I won’t add you to my friends. However, I will probably send you a message saying thank you and letting you know I’ll follow you on Twitter.
  8. Sometime back in the early ’90’s, fueled by much Aqua Net, I caught my waist length hair on fire at a Christmas Eve service on one of the candles. I wasn’t hurt, and it’s a great story to tell now.
  9. I am a terrible, horrible speller.
  10. I think it’s absolutely hysterical how those of us who are doing this are making it a point to say we normally don’t do these things. Really, I think we’re all a little happy to talk about ourselves a bit. Me included.

Okay, now, tag you’re it. That’s right, you. I’m half cheating here and half giving anyone the chance who would like to participate in this the opportunity to. Maybe you would like to do this on your own blog, but no one has tagged you yet. So, if you’re one of the first seven people to write a comment, say “I’m it,” and put do this on your own blog, I’m tagging you.

Quotable tuesday

tree roots

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.

Henry David Thoreau

The green home office: the purge

shredded paper

The purging of my office is coming along slowly but surely. I need to look at each piece of paper that has piled up and decide if it needs to be kept, scanned and gotten rid of, or plain ol’ gotten rid of. The papers that are going, I need to decide if they should be shredded before being recycled.

Last Thursday when the recycling truck came by, there was a huge amount of paper to be hauled away. While it’s good to recycle the papers, my goal is to go as paperless as possible by the end of the project.

One of the things I need to learn is exactly which important documents need to be kept as hard copies. The rule of thumb used to be to keep 7 years of financial documents, but with so many records being kept electronically and easily accessible, I’m sure a lot of that has changed.

In addition to business type papers, there is a lot of paperwork from my two boys. Report cards, special projects, art work. Should I scan the end of the year report cards in that have the entire year’s record and shred the original or keep the hard copy?

The busy holiday season has left me with little time to spend working on my project in my office, but I’m trying to do a little every other day or so.

Any advice about keeping or tossing papers that you can give me, I’d be happy to accept.

Image: Muffet

Snow: A love/hate relationship

The snow sure is beautiful. And it sure is inconvenient. I’d love to be able to wax poetically about the unexpected down time I was blessed with this weekend because of the two feet of snow that fell outside my door. I’d love to be able to talk about how I spent two days in front of my fireplace with mugfulls of hot chocolate laced with Baily’s while I finished my Christmas cards and enjoyed the glow of my beautiful childrens’ faces in the firelight.

Didn’t happen my friends. I had plans this weekend. Fun plans. My family was supposed to come over for a tree trimming party on Saturday afternoon.  I spent an hour in the checkout line at the grocery store Friday night buying food for a party that didn’t happen. Sunday, I was supposed to drive down to Baltimore to see my niece dance in The Nutcracker. None of that happened.

What did happen was a house full of grade school boys traipsing in and out of my back door non-stop for two days dragging in water and mud. They got to drink the mugfulls of hot chocolate (minus the Baily’s) while I sorted through soaking wet boots, socks, gloves and snow pants only to have them throw them back on five minutes later, run back outside and end up on my floor again and hour later. Rinse. Repeat.

Yet…

Saturday night after everyone was in and done with the shoveling, sledding, snow forts, and snowball fights, I grabbed my camera, set it to twilight mode, and went outside.  My 7-year-old came with me and he said, “I’m glad I get to be a happy kid in the snow.” I wonder if he said that because he had seen his mom be grumpy grown up with in the snow. So for 45 minutes I put aside my resentment of the snow and walked around and drunk in its beauty. It was peaceful and energizing as the feeling that I get when I’m behind the camera lens took over. There is so much about this camera that I don’t know yet. I need to read up on it and maybe next time the photos will be even better.

tree outback night
The view out my back door to the yards behind us.

tree in the dark

The railing outside my front door - it wasn't done snowing yet.

The railing outside my front door - it wasn't done snowing yet.

My neighbors bushes - the snow covered over the Christmas lights.

My neighbors bushes - the snow covered over the Christmas lights.

All of the Christmas lights made it extra beautiful.

All of the Christmas lights made it extra beautiful.

For more beautiful picture of the storm, head on over to Twilight Earth and take a look at Adam’s photos from  his walk in the snow.

Opting out of yellow pages or yellow book through their websites

phone books in dumpsterLast night after I posted about the phone book problem, I decided to dig around to see if I could find a legitimate way to cancel phone books. From what I’ve read, the phone book companies don’t have to honor a request from a third party to cancel phone books so using a website like Yellow Pages Goes Green may be futile.

I was able to find information on both the Yellow Pages and the Yellow Book websites to opt out. Whether the opting out is actually honored or not, I suppose I’ll have to wait about a year to find out. Here’s what I found.

Yellow Pages  Consumer Choice Page – The Yellow Pages people claim that Yellow Pages publishers want their products to be welcome in your home.” You can input your zip code on the page and find your local publisher. Their instructions are to “Please contact the following publishers to adjust the number of directories you receive or to remove yourself from directory distribution lists.” When I input my zip code, I was presented with two different phone numbers to call. I’d prefer an easy to fill out online form, but it’s something.

Yellow Book Opt-Out from Delivery Page – There is an easy to fill out online form for Yellow Book. You do need to know which region you are in, though. When you’re done filling out the form, you’ll get the following message, “Thank you for submitting your information. We will contact you as soon as possible.” Since your phone number is a required field and e-mail is not, I can only assume I’ll get called to ask why I’m opting out and try to get talked into receiving the phonebook.

Image: carlos.a.martinez

Clearly opting out of the phonebook doesn’t work

wet phone book

Last week, as precipitation of one form or another was pummeling the East Coast, Yellow Book deliverers were busy placing unwanted phone books on the doorsteps of unsuspecting recipients. Those books sat there, soaking up water through the plastic bag that did nothing to protect them from the elements, until people like me opened their front doors.

I pitched an incredible nutty as I was rushing out the door to get my kids to school in the pouring rain when I saw the sopping phone book that I had I tried to opt out of sitting on my doorstep. I was livid. The fact that it was left in the pouring rain was proof to me that the phone book company doesn’t value the product they are pushing on us. They simply want to sell ad space and make their money. If those ads end up unreadable or the coupons in the book end up unusable because the books get damaged, they don’t give a rip. They made their money. They successfully delivered the books to the numbers that they promised the advertisers.

Back in early September I wrote about a service that you can sign up for to opt out of receiving unsolicited phone books called Yellow Pages Goes Green. I signed up for the services. Clearly, the phone book company was unimpressed with my attempt to stop the madness of huge, unneeded books full of information that I can get easily from my iPhone or my laptop being delivered to my doorstep regularly

I wondered if people still use the phone book so I threw the question out on Twitter. Only one person who responded uses the phone book for its intended purpose, and she does it rarely. Now, I do understand that Twitter users are very technically savvy and of course they would use a computer or a cell phone to look up information that is in the phone book. This isn’t a conclusive survey. Here are some of the responses I got.

  • I use mine as kindling ; )
  • Pbook now goes direct to recycle bin.
  • Stack the yellow pages on top of the water heater in the pantry and use them once in a blue moon, sometimes to look up a business
  • I take the old yellow pages off the shelf in the closet & replace it with the new y.p., which will also sit unused for 1 yr. LOL
  • It ended up in recycling. Very annoying to opt out & then get it. Try to do something good for the enviro & Im thrawted. (response from someone else who attempted to opt out)
  • FYI: In Germany we can collect our yellow pages from a local post office or store (upon notification by postcard) #sustainable
  • i have allergies to the paper & ink. can’t even bring them through house to trash. they go right into recycling.
  • I reycle old telephone books – They become paper mache sculptures & also in my handmade plantable seed paper

Do you think that the businesses that pay to take out ads in the yellow pages year after year realize that this is what is happening to the book their ads are appearing in. Someone needs to tell them their money would be better spent on an informative, up to date website.

We need a valid way to be able to opt out of the phone book. According to a piece printed last year on Lubbuck Online, a yellow pages spokeswoman says, “most of the country’s 200-plus Yellow Pages publishers already allow people to opt out from receiving the books by phone, mail or online.” I’ll be darned if I can easily find the information on how to do it, though.

The green home office: my new project

desk mess

Two years ago, my husband built me a fabulous desk. It’s six feet long and three feet wide. I want to see the top of it again. I want to walk into my office and not hear the crunch of paper under my feet. I want to sit down to do the bills and not spend a half hour trying to find the bills and the checkbook. I want to get my printer off the floor and on to my desk.

It’s no secret that I’m a bit of a slob. Even in my little blurb to the right, I admit to my poor housekeeping skills. No where in the house is this more obvious than my office. It has gotten so bad that it is hurting my productivity. I can’t find things. The top of my desk is piled high with books, magazines, papers, and mail. The floor is covered with piles, too. It doesn’t help that my office is the dumping ground for things we don’t know what else to do with. And, it’s also where I keep a couple of containers to throw the clothing and other items that are destined for Good Will.

Thoreau commented in Walden abut the railroad that was making everyone’s lives easier but consuming everyone’s lives to create. He said, “We do not ride upon the railroad. It rides upon us.” I can’t help but wonder what he would think about the computer, printer, and iPhone in my office. Do I use them or do they use me?

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This is part of a six-foot by two-foot folding table that is in the office covered with papers. It's only there to hold papers.

I have decided it’s time for me to be more in charge of the office. So I’m starting a new project – I’m calling it “The Green Home Office.” I’m purging, organizing, going as paperless as possible, finding a computer program that can organize all my finances and statements, and decorating as greenly as possible. If I can do it, anyone can. So I’ll be documenting my project every Wednesday on this blog, and if I’m successful, perhaps I’ll even write a book. Any publisher out there want to scoop me up now and give me a big advance? No big advance? Okay, just scoop me up.

The first step in my project is the purge. I started yesterday. I’m going through the thousands of papers. The shredder has become my best friend. I’ll update you next week on the purge, but rest assured, all paper will be recycled.

quotable tuesday

composter day 1

A rind is a terrible thing to waste. Compost.

- Bumper Sticker

The Indigo Girls and the environment

The Indigo Girls have been one of my favorite groups ever since the first time I heard Closer to Fine back in college. I have every album they’ve made and I’ve seen them in concert a couple of times. Just this past spring, my husband and I went to the Poseidon and the Bitter Bug tour. It was great. Emily and Amy are amazing musicians. Their music is some of the most inspiring I’ve ever heard. Some have truly been life changing for me.

So when I saw that we had a video on MNN with Chuck Leavell interviewing the Indigo Girls for his In the Green Room series, I was pretty psyched. Turns out, Chuck actually played on one of their albums. That’s even more impressive to me than the fact that he plays with the Rolling Stones. Anyway, I thought I’d post the video here so you can see what two of my all time favorite musicians are doing to help the environment and Native Americans.

Quotable Tuesday

crows woods

“To waste, to destroy, our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by right to hand down to them.”

— Theodore Roosevelt